From the “holy crap you’ve made your point” file, a 50 year-old British man protesting his eviction decided to kill himself in spectacular fashion by cutting off his own head with an electric chainsaw. A snippet of the gory details from the article published in the U.K.’s Daily Mail: “Desperate David Phyall, 50, plugged the […]

Tasers may provide the much-needed shock therapy that all potential suicides need! Not A Lawyer blog posted some thoughts on the current spin used to justify Tasers. Coming straight from the Taser manufactures themselves, we have ‘news’ on how suicides can be prevented by correct administration of the Taser. So… someone his holding a gun […]

Some big shot in the world of hilariously sad celebrity dirt has “killed himself” while awaiting trial for trying to get 1.2-1.4 million from Tom Cruise for stolen wedding photos.Now I’m not saying Scientologists killed him (I’m definitely not saying that), but it looks suspicious. My theory is that someone, possibly an angry space dictator/god, […]