Monday, October 1st, 2007
Tom Cruise Extortionist "Kills Himself"

Some big shot in the world of hilariously sad celebrity dirt has “killed himself” while awaiting trial for trying to get 1.2-1.4 million from Tom Cruise for stolen wedding photos.Now I’m not saying Scientologists killed him (I’m definitely not saying that), but it looks suspicious. My theory is that someone, possibly an angry space dictator/god, […]