Sometimes great wisdom is found in the most unlikely places, such as from the mouth of ex-Minnesota governor Jesse Ventura. In this 10 minute clip, Jesse is confronted by media pundit Donny Deutsche (MSNBC) with the usual hostility that these types often bring when “debating” anyone that isn’t quite ready to send every brown person […]

Two senior FBI counter terrorism officials created a plan to track Falafel sales at grocery stores in order to identify the presence of Iranian terrorists in California. Its a good thing I don’t live in California, what with my recent three month falafel binge. I wonder if they are able to find high concentrations of […]

A great article on why suicide tactics are good for poor-average players of Halo 3 on X-box live. Everyone knows those players who’ve got all day to master games, or were even that person before other things got in the way. This is about the satisfaction of taking down the “elite” player with you.

The Killer Monkeys of India have a fight on their hands! Expert monkey capture mercenaries have been hired from out of state (Blackwater, here’s an opportunity if you get kicked out of Iraq, I want a 2% finders fee).Some bad Assami’s are coming into Delhi to fight the monkeys old school. I hope that means […]