Friday, October 19th, 2007
Flaming Squirrel Destroys Car

An attack by a flaming squirrel has destroyed a 2006 Camry. I mean on fire flaming, not the other kind (I’m looking at you Rocky). Apparently the squirrel chewed through a power line and fell onto a car, slid into the engine compartment, and destroyed the vehicle.“Police said there were no injuries — except for […]