I’ve been seeing a lot about this “Barack Obama” fellow for the last few weeks and decided to get to know what he’s all about. Apparently he’s not a Middle Easterner, he’s actually more African in origin. So that raises the question “Is America ready for another black President”?
We all know in the 90’s America a black president, but that guy seems to think the uptight white lady he married would be a better choice. I disagree, I think it’s time to go for a black president. So i’ve created this handy matrix to outline the top 3 choices-

As you can see President Lindberg from “The Fifth Element” is the top choice, but won’t be available for more than two centuries. Based on this I endorse Barack Obama to be the next President of the United States of America.