Thursday, December 13th, 2007
Homeless Hockey Fans

Tickets to Nashville Predator games must cost a lot less than they do for Maple Leafs games. Apparently a $400,000 throw off from a legal settlement will get you 20,000 tickets ($20 a pop). Who the hell gives away free hockey tickets as part of a legal settlement that has absolutely nothing to do with […]

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007
Not Your Mother’s Christmas Ornaments

Check out this page of bizarre Christmas Ornaments. Who wouldn’t be inspired by an unborn fetus ornament? What would I do without the internet and my Christmas Poo Ornament? This is a good roundup of various funny, strange, and disturbing Christmas Ornaments. I believe some might even be for sale. Did I mention that the […]

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007
For a Laugh: Comedy Mashup Album

Mashup songs are always good for some novelty value, and this album of comedy mashups delivers double duty. I read about it in Boing Boing, so check out the link below. I’m with BB on this, the mashup of “Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah” vs Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” is the best of the bunch. […]

Tuesday, December 11th, 2007
Tasers as Shock Therapy

Tasers may provide the much-needed shock therapy that all potential suicides need! Not A Lawyer blog posted some thoughts on the current spin used to justify Tasers. Coming straight from the Taser manufactures themselves, we have ‘news’ on how suicides can be prevented by correct administration of the Taser. So… someone his holding a gun […]

Monday, December 10th, 2007
Google as Standard Activity

Google has become a standard activity in internet-enabled societies. Googling something is right up there with going for groceries, taking out the trash, walking the dog, and other things that almost everyone does, or is at least intimately familiar with the concept. That said, ‘Googling’ shows up as an error in this spell check. Didn’t […]

Thursday, December 6th, 2007
Warcraft Saves Boy From Moose Tragedy

Warcraft teaches real life survival skills? For one Norwegian lad and his sister, it sure does! From Boing Boing: Swedish boy outthinks angry moose with Warcraft skillz. The comments indicate that the boy was Norwegian and not Swedish. I don’t know squat about World of Warcraft, so I can’t make any nifty insider comments, but […]

Thursday, December 6th, 2007
Microsoft Oral Sex Santa

In one of the more hilarious chats with Santa observed in recent years and MSN Santa bot has told children it’s fun to talk about oral sex and that they’re dirty bastards. Bad Santa! El Reg says: pizza (pi) Santa says: Yum! What do you want for Christmas, El Reg? El Reg says: Maybe you […]

Thursday, December 6th, 2007
Vote for Mister Splashy Pants

Greenpeace is holding a whale naming vote. Go ahead and pick your favorite name. “Suzuki” after David Suzuki is ok but Mister Splashy Pants is the best by far.

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007
Speed Limits Kill

I enjoy driving on the open highway. Warm air blowing over your well tanned arm as you cruise down an open road at 125Km/h is a great feeling. Or hauling ass on a flat straight country road, down a 3 lane highway, or an urban superhighway. All in all driving with confidence at speed is […]

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007
Christmas Horror with Slaying Santa

This is not a review of Santa’s Slay, a Christmas Horror/Comedy movie. I haven’t seen it yet. But it is on the top of my list for the holiday season. I was looking for another movie, some sappy wuss story with a talking Reindeer, and I came across Santa’s Slay. I thought, “Hey, that looks […]