Wednesday, October 10th, 2007
The CIA is back to smuggling coke?

I wonder what’s going on with this story. Apparently a plane previously used to transport prisoners into or out of Gitmo recently crashed in Mexico with 4 tons of cocaine (aka stripper snacks, Wall Street White, Lindsay Lohan’s best friend) on board.
“News reports have linked the plane to the transport of terrorist suspects to the U.S. detention center at Guantánamo Bay, Cuba, but those reports cite logs that indicate only that the plane flew twice between Washington and Guantánamo and once between Oxford, Conn., and Guantánamo.”
I thought the CIA was getting massive funding through Homeland Security? What do I know. Must cost a shitload of money to pay for “prisoner accommodation” in those Eastern European countries.
Good for them, if they don’t do it the job will get outsourced to foreign smugglers with bad mustaches. They’re just filling a market and using the proceeds to protect us from the real bad people, those who wouldn’t even let us drink coffee (extremist fiends, and not the Mormons, the other kind).

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