Tuesday, November 17th, 2009
Wannabe Ninja Fails, Impales Self on Fencepost

From the Seattle Times: Seattle police say a man who believed he was a ninja was impaled by a spike when he tried to jump over a metal fence. At 11:15 last night, a police officer was looking for the victim of a reported assault in the 600 block of Seventh Avenue when she encountered […]

Thursday, September 10th, 2009
Jive Turkey

Turkish military police said Thursday that they had stormed an Istanbul villa to rescue nine women held captive after being tricked into believing they were reality show contestants.

Monday, December 15th, 2008
This happens to me a lot.

Employee kidnapped, taken to work, then paid A Buffalo man told police two men, including his manager, forced him from his home Friday evening and drove him to the restaurant where he works and told him to clean grease off a Dumpster. He also told police when he was done the manager gave him his […]

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008
Sausage, Rub Attack

“A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed food seasoning over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house, Fresno County sheriff’s deputies said […]

Friday, June 6th, 2008
Penis Theft Panic

Reuters covered this a few weeks back. Its still funny though. Well, the concept is. The lynchings seem more of a sad testament to the ignorance/violence relationship. From the Reuters’ article: “Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic […]

Thursday, January 17th, 2008
Your Neighborhood Superhero

Real life superheroes were featured in an article on City Line. This is a good read, and I’m going to have to check out the real superhero web community. Superheroes in Real Life – By Ward Rubrecht “BY MOST OBSERVERS’ RECKONING, between 150 and 200 real-life superheroes, or “Reals” as some call themselves, operate in […]

Saturday, December 22nd, 2007
Judge to R. Kelly: Your Public Needs You

Hot off the heels of his latest media adventure (See BBD article here), R. Kelly is back at it again. It seems the singer finally managed to show up in a Chicago court this week, narrowly missing his bond being revoked after failing to make a previous appearance, reports the The Chicago tribune. In defense […]

Thursday, December 20th, 2007
R. Kelly Rocks Youtube

R&B poet extraordinaire R. Kelly, infamous for his spell-binding narratives and for being filmed having sex with and peeing on an allegedly 14 year old girl, has once again proven he is a man of the people and released his latest music video “Real Talk” exclusively on YouTube. View it here (warning: profanity ridden and […]

Sunday, November 4th, 2007
Don’t you walk away!

Or I’ll stab you!Funny true crime story, a man has been sent to prison in the UK after repeatedly trying to mug people. He has a history of crime and drug abuse, unfortunately his leg was amputated in 2003 due to herion abuse. So now he tries to mug people from a wheelchair…