Wednesday, September 10th, 2008
Sausage, Rub Attack

A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed food seasoning over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house, Fresno County sheriff’s deputies said Saturday.”

This has got to be the funniest ‘weird-crime’ story I’ve ever read.  Its the rub part that puts it over.

FresnoBee.com: Local: Burglar victims wake to spice rub, sausage attack

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