Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009
Killing in the Name of (Christmas)

Facebook strikes again! From Canoe.ca LONDON – A grass-roots Facebook campaign has spoiled American Idol mogul Simon Cowell’s Christmas by denying one of his new acts the prestigious Christmas No. 1 spot in Britain. Thanks to a Facebook campaign that capitalized on growing unhappiness with Cowell’s cookie-cutter approach to pop stardom, the antiestablishment Rage Against […]

Thursday, December 17th, 2009
Don’t Shoot Me Santa Claus

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MwdEzYkT8c[/youtube] I’m posting today for two reasons. First of all, it’s Christmas time! And since The Runs (who I hear runs red & green at Christmas) got the Boil Before Drinking holiday season kicked off with a bizzaro Christmas song, I thought I’d share another – “Don’t Shoot Me Santa Claus” by American rock group […]

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009
Merry Christmas Al Jourgensen

Al Jourgensen, legendary singer for industrial-metal outfit Ministry has recorded a Christrmas song.  Yes, that Al Jourgensen.  Check out “It’s Always Christmas Time” on ITunes or whatever cheap Russian site you prefer.  And its a pretty cheery tune, tune. Now, the real fun is in the video for the tune.  Al is one pissed off […]

Thursday, November 27th, 2008
Bad assed USB ring

Japan strikes again! Check out these bad assed 8gb USB rings. They give you special powers, to never get laid wherever you wear it, but that’s OK because your ring is filled with porn! But seriously, somebody buy me the USB fiber optic Christmas tree.

Thursday, January 10th, 2008
Tolkein Battle Recreated with Candy

I had some stirring thoughts on the New Hampshire primary results, but am tired of discussing it. Instead, here is someone who re-created the battles from J.R.R. Tolkein’s Lord of the Rings. With Candy. Missed Manners: What I Did Over Christmas Vacation From the author: “Here you can see how skilled we are at cardboard […]

Friday, December 21st, 2007
Advent Beer Calendar

Forget about chocolate and wussie pictures behind doors! Check out the Brew Site, and their holiday feature: The Advent Beer Calendar 2007. Its 21 days in and I’m just finding out about this, so it will be a stretch to catch up before Christmas, but challenges are what keep a man in prizes. Or a […]

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007
Murder for Christmas!

Nothing says “Holiday Spirit” like a killer loose in your town. I know I’d love a little holiday mayhem to liven things up a bit, and if that means Santa jamming an icicle through someones eye then so be it.I don’t care if it’s Bill Goldberg, or Santa Bot from Futurama, I love it when […]

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007
Not Your Mother’s Christmas Ornaments

Check out this page of bizarre Christmas Ornaments. Who wouldn’t be inspired by an unborn fetus ornament? What would I do without the internet and my Christmas Poo Ornament? This is a good roundup of various funny, strange, and disturbing Christmas Ornaments. I believe some might even be for sale. Did I mention that the […]

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007
Top Rated Christmas Toys Episode 1

Yay it’s the Christmas shopping season again! Check out these 25 best toys this year. I want the Hazmat team! As usual a good representation from the poo fetishists in Japan, way to go my industrious brothers and sisters.