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Merry Christmas Al Jourgensen

The Runs — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:25:09 +0000

Al Jourgensen, legendary singer for industrial-metal outfit Ministry has recorded a Christrmas song. Yes, that Al Jourgensen. Check out “It’s Always Christmas Time” on ITunes or whatever cheap Russian site you prefer. And its a pretty cheery tune, tune.

Now, the real fun is in the video for the tune. Al is one pissed off Santa, and this is one funny video.

Al Jourgensen And Mark Thwaite It’s Always Christmas TIme

Pinky the Cat Attacks!

Ninja Man: with Ninja Powers! — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:15:10 +0000

Watch what happens to this poor bastard when he trys to keep this cat on a leash.

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Hahaha. I love cats.

Hitler Irate over Balloon Boy Incident

The Runs — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 21:32:35 +0000

Adolph is PISSED.

This video takes a scene from “Der Untergang” (”Downfall”) (2004). Since its in German, and subtitles are easy, there are a lot of other parodies.

FYI: The Real News Network

Ninja Man: with Ninja Powers! — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 13:32:08 +0000

Anyone with half a brain knows you can’t trust the mainstream for reporting anything except the outcomes of major sporting events, and that’s most likely because there are usually upward of 50,000 eye-witnesses on the scene at any given time. Luckily, the Internet seems full of enough “alternative media” to keep all our heads fat and happy. Not so fortunate is that quite often these sources feature poorly researched and ethically questionable “news reports” with production values worse than the shoe-box diorama I made in kindergarten.

Which is why one of news and opinion sites I do recommend is The Reality News Network. Featuring a good chunk of high quality video reporting as well as interviews with real experts and other people you’ve actually heard of, RNN is worth a visit or two.

Mortal Kombat vs. Donkey Kong

The Runs — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 13:35:12 +0000

Short and sweet, for all of you who wasted as much time as I did with these guys.

The “I’m So Conspiracy” Song

Ninja Man: with Ninja Powers! — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:02:46 +0000

This one made me giggle.

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Reservoir Dogs meets Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The Runs — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 17:03:45 +0000

Check it out.

YouTube – Reservoir Dogs/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trailer – Mash-Up Re-Cut

Hit in the Face

The Runs — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 21:39:31 +0000

Whether you like soccer or not, a ball to the face is always entertaining. This was probably funnier then it should have been since I wasn’t expecting it.

Soccer By Ives: Fear the Flip Throw

Pulp Fiction meets Jim Henson (not in Hell)

The Runs — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 22:18:00 +0000

Pulp Fiction mashup with the Muppets. I wish I had more time on my hands.

Pulp Muppets

Johnny Rotten in Butter Commercial

The Runs — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:21:11 +0000

Johnny Rotten (John Lydon) of Sex Pistols fame stars in a butter commercial. Awesome.

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