Boil Before Drinking » science fiction http://www.boilbeforedrinking.com Watching... Wed, 17 Mar 2010 19:46:30 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 Warren Ellis’ Three Laws of Robotics http://www.boilbeforedrinking.com/2008/01/warren-ellis-three-laws-of-robotics.html http://www.boilbeforedrinking.com/2008/01/warren-ellis-three-laws-of-robotics.html#comments Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:59:00 +0000 The Runs http://boilbeforedrinking.com/190/warren-ellis-three-laws-of-robotics/

www.warrenellis.com: Three Laws of Robotics

#2:

“Robots couldn’t really give a fuck if you live or die. Seriously. I mean, what are you thinking? “Ooh, I must protect the bag of meat at all costs because I couldn’t possibly plug in the charger all on my own.” Shut the fuck up.”

If those new robots that can learn emotion and attitude hang out with Warren too long, we may be in a teeny bit of trouble. I’m not too worried, though. The crocodile people are more likely to stay with the ‘program’. And hell, they are CROCODILE PEOPLE.

]]> http://www.boilbeforedrinking.com/2008/01/warren-ellis-three-laws-of-robotics.html/feed 1 Post-Apocalyptic Movie Chart http://www.boilbeforedrinking.com/2008/01/post-apocalyptic-movie-chart.html http://www.boilbeforedrinking.com/2008/01/post-apocalyptic-movie-chart.html#comments Wed, 02 Jan 2008 20:32:00 +0000 The Runs http://boilbeforedrinking.com/181/post-apocalyptic-movie-chart/
Argument resolver of the day: this handy chart comparing post-apocalyptic movies should provide all the ammunition you need to convince your buddies that On The Beach was a walk in Smurf Village compared to Hell Comes to Frog Town.

Chart Shows Most Post-Apocalyptic Movie Of All Time

The pee-drinking criteria is certainly inspired.

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