Thursday, November 13th, 2008
Retro 70s Weirdness Pt 1.

Remember the days when the Bermuda Triangle struck terror into the hearts of men and demanded the rapt attention of our finest intellects?

I do, but these days it seems we all more or less agree that the only people mysteriously disappearing in the warm waters of Caribbean are desperate Cubans headed for Miami. Such a [...]

Friday, January 25th, 2008
Strange Doughy Mass Creates Sewer Problems

Here’s a weird one: in Lewiston, Maine, an unidentified substance has blocked a sewer pipe causing all sorts of sewer-blockage trouble.
Mysterious, doughy blob clogs sewer
City crews discovered the clog earlier this month after responding to complaints of blocked sewer lines downtown. Jones said crews opened a manhole at the Bates Street intersection and saw the [...]

Monday, October 1st, 2007
Tom Cruise Extortionist "Kills Himself"

Some big shot in the world of hilariously sad celebrity dirt has “killed himself” while awaiting trial for trying to get 1.2-1.4 million from Tom Cruise for stolen wedding photos.Now I’m not saying Scientologists killed him (I’m definitely not saying that), but it looks suspicious. My theory is that someone, possibly an angry space dictator/god, [...]