“In the Star Wars universe, a Jedi fashions a lightsaber by packing Adegan crystals into a handle with a power cell. In the New York Jedi galaxy, knights order them for $150 to $700 a pop from a guy upstate.”

You can say what you want about these guys, but it still sounds like fun to hang out in Starbucks with your buddies, all armed with fake Light Sabers.