Boil Before Drinking » jellyfish http://www.boilbeforedrinking.com Watching... Wed, 17 Mar 2010 19:46:30 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 Dolphins are Assholes http://www.boilbeforedrinking.com/2009/10/dolphins-are-assholes.html http://www.boilbeforedrinking.com/2009/10/dolphins-are-assholes.html#comments Mon, 19 Oct 2009 14:59:12 +0000 Brother Greg http://www.boilbeforedrinking.com/2009/10/dolphins-are-assholes.html But the funny, cute kind. Like the Alec Baldwin’s of the sea.
They like to use Jellyfish as sports equipment, but sometimes those dolphins stop playing with thier food and start fucking with people. That’s why I always swim with knife gauntlets, in case they need to be reminded who’s mastered the forging of steel (hint, it’s not dolphins, those fuckers can’t even read).

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