Boil Before Drinking » jedi http://www.boilbeforedrinking.com Watching... Wed, 17 Mar 2010 19:46:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9 en hourly 1 Drunk Man Assaults Jedi http://www.boilbeforedrinking.com/2008/04/drunk-man-assaults-jedi.html http://www.boilbeforedrinking.com/2008/04/drunk-man-assaults-jedi.html#comments Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:12:59 +0000 The Runs http://www.boilbeforedrinking.com/2008/04/drunk-man-assaults-jedi.html Its good to see that someone is willing to put those uppity Jedi churchgoers in their place. Even if their Darth Vader costume consists of a black garbage bag. This article is pretty funny.

Drunk Darth Vader’s Jedi assault

Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, from Holyhead, Anglesey, admitted assaulting Barney Jones and cousin Michael with a metal crutch. They suffered minor injuries.

Hughes, who was drunk and dressed in a black bin bag, shouted “Darth Vader!”

I’m not sure how wearing a trash bag qualifies as ‘impersonating’ Darth Vader. I honestly could quote the entire article. Its all good.

]]> http://www.boilbeforedrinking.com/2008/04/drunk-man-assaults-jedi.html/feed 1 New York Jedi Club http://www.boilbeforedrinking.com/2007/09/new-york-jedi-club.html http://www.boilbeforedrinking.com/2007/09/new-york-jedi-club.html#comments Fri, 28 Sep 2007 13:35:00 +0000 The Runs http://boilbeforedrinking.com/37/new-york-jedi-club/ A Jedi Order Establishes a New Temple — in Lower Manhattan
“In the Star Wars universe, a Jedi fashions a lightsaber by packing Adegan crystals into a handle with a power cell. In the New York Jedi galaxy, knights order them for $150 to $700 a pop from a guy upstate.”

You can say what you want about these guys, but it still sounds like fun to hang out in Starbucks with your buddies, all armed with fake Light Sabers.

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