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Hahaha (mocking laughter, not LOL worthy)

Brother Greg — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 19:57:16 +0000

I think you suck if you fall for Monster Cables.
However you’re a total genius if you buy this $150 electrical outlet. I have an exclusive line of high end audiophile products i’d like to introduce you to. I can’t display them on here because they’re too good for the average consumer, email me your banking information so I know you’re legit and I’ll let you have access to the best sound enhancing tools on the planet.

Circuit City Bankruptcy?

Brother Greg — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:49:00 +0000

I remember reading something in the spring about Circuit City firing anyone making 51 cents or more above an arbitrary maximum average. Because we all know how generic sales people are, I’d much rather have the “I don’t know what that is” high school kid helping me than the guy who’s been doing it for 10 years.
The good news is that the verdict is in and it’s a hard indictment of corporate idiocy. Circuit City’s stock price is down from almost $20 in March to just above $5 now. Of course this should mean a multi-million dollar bonus for the CEO shouldn’t it?
Now I believe it’s the responsibility of the free market to continue tearing Circuit City a new one, and if we’re all lucky they’ll be under new management and/or bankrupt by next Christmas.

Don’t you walk away!

Brother Greg — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 16:46:00 +0000

Or I’ll stab you!
Funny true crime story, a man has been sent to prison in the UK after repeatedly trying to mug people. He has a history of crime and drug abuse, unfortunately his leg was amputated in 2003 due to herion abuse. So now he tries to mug people from a wheelchair…

A fool and his money

Brother Greg — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 15:46:00 +0000

$7,250 for copper audio cables! What a deal, I’m sold. I thought I was getting a good deal when the dude at local big box stores sold me the $150 ones, but these ones have supernatural powers.
Now it turns out some killjoy is offering a million bucks to anyone who can demonstrate the difference between the two in a double blind scientific survey.
$7,100 that’s the difference (proof $7250-$150=$7100). Now give me my million bucks. I’ll take it and build solid gold cables sprinkled with the ground up ears of bats and sell them for $50,000 a foot.