Tuesday, October 27th, 2009
Hahaha (mocking laughter, not LOL worthy)

I think you suck if you fall for Monster Cables.However you’re a total genius if you buy this $150 electrical outlet. I have an exclusive line of high end audiophile products i’d like to introduce you to. I can’t display them on here because they’re too good for the average consumer, email me your banking […]

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007
Circuit City Bankruptcy?

I remember reading something in the spring about Circuit City firing anyone making 51 cents or more above an arbitrary maximum average. Because we all know how generic sales people are, I’d much rather have the “I don’t know what that is” high school kid helping me than the guy who’s been doing it for […]

Sunday, November 4th, 2007
Don’t you walk away!

Or I’ll stab you!Funny true crime story, a man has been sent to prison in the UK after repeatedly trying to mug people. He has a history of crime and drug abuse, unfortunately his leg was amputated in 2003 due to herion abuse. So now he tries to mug people from a wheelchair…

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007
A fool and his money

$7,250 for copper audio cables! What a deal, I’m sold. I thought I was getting a good deal when the dude at local big box stores sold me the $150 ones, but these ones have supernatural powers.Now it turns out some killjoy is offering a million bucks to anyone who can demonstrate the difference between […]