Thursday, September 3rd, 2009
First Church Andre the Giant

Andre the Giant is the savior of this world and all others,He appears to me in visions and tells me to do great deeds,He holds us in the palm of his hand like a beer can,His life is an inspiration to all,Join with me in worship of his holiness André Roussimoff

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008
Drunk Man Assaults Jedi

Its good to see that someone is willing to put those uppity Jedi churchgoers in their place. Even if their Darth Vader costume consists of a black garbage bag. This article is pretty funny. Drunk Darth Vader’s Jedi assault Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, from Holyhead, Anglesey, admitted assaulting Barney Jones and cousin Michael with a […]

Friday, November 30th, 2007
Hellbound Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous

You know, there’s always been something to this idea of “American exceptionalism” when it comes to things like politics, economics, social freedom and technology. So it should come as no surprise that Americans would be exceptional in another way: religiously. Of course we are talking about that peculiar brand of American Christianity that stands somewhere […]