Well yeah, these people probably have a point. China may not be the coolest place on the planet to be a zoo animal. Maybe any kind of animal since they all make it on the menu. Still i’m not going to be all hippocratical about it.Watching lions and tigers ride freaked out horses would be […]

There’s a lot of talk about who may or may not be the greatest this or that, but I can say without hyperbole that Ron Perlman is indeed the greatest human ever to walk the Earth. Not only does he have a really cool voice, stands over 7 feet tall, is a favorite of the […]

How long do Smurfs live? I remember they had baby smurfs, kid smurfs and grandpa smurfs, so they must age. But the little blue freaks have been around for 50 years, and now they’re coming out with a new movie, tv series, and comics!I’m looking forward to Basement Computer Smurf (aka WOW Smurf), Emo Smurf, […]

I don’t care what anybody says, David Hasslehof is a great actor.He’s been filming Anaconda 3 in Romania and Anaconda 4 has already been green lit.He’ll be joined by Gimli the Dwarf, and a leading lady whose latest credit is a Star Trek fan film (made by Tuvok of all people). So yeah, it’ll be […]