Monday, March 15th, 2010
Batman Fighting a Shark… with a Light Sabre

The site is in German, but I don’t think awesome cares what language it’s in.

Thursday, February 4th, 2010
Fallout 4 Dropping this fall

God Dam! I’m taking Fall off work!After logging enough hours on Fallout 3 to burn up my Xbox360 I thought I’d be satisfied for a while. Oddly enough I bear no animosity to Fallout, only the shitty, shitty Microsoft product that decides to not work if you play it too much.But no. Fallout 4 “Motherfucking […]

Friday, January 22nd, 2010
Police arrest MD of dowsing-rod ‘bomb detector’ firm

A British businessman who has made millions selling dowsing-rod “explosives detectors” to the Iraqi security forces has been arrested on suspicion of fraud.A simple plastic holder is fitted with a special piece of cardboard which has been prepared using “the proprietary process of electrostatic matching of the ionic charge and structure of the substance” to […]

Monday, January 11th, 2010
OMG All the SNL Celebrity Jeopardy skits in one place.

This is why we have the internet. Celebrity Jeopardy Online

Tuesday, November 10th, 2009
A Bear, wearing a Howling Wolf t-shirt, with a Handgun, riding a Shark, during a Nuclear Explosion

Best T-Shirt Ever.You can stop making t-shirts now this is the best it’s going .

Monday, November 9th, 2009
Not Enough Buttons!

The good people at OpenOffice are apparently putting out an 18 button mouse. Good job, but it’s missing two that should be there. Thumb button and Pinky button, on the left and right sides of the mouse. These are the most useful buttons invented since the clickable scroll wheel. Add those two and I’ll buy […]

Thursday, November 5th, 2009
OMG OMG OMG! Velvet Paintings of American Tabloid Heroes!

I very often get excited about stupid crap. And today is another one of those occasions. I’ve known about velvet paintings for years. I mean they are right up there with ship pictures with the string riggings, dogs playing poker, and wolves howling at the moon in terms of awesome art. The gold standard for […]

Friday, January 9th, 2009
Free Whoppers on Facebook!

Check out this great new way to get free Whoppers (the best of the mega chain burgers, Fast Eddies “Bacon Double Cheese Slider” is the best burger available). It’s called “Whopper Sacrifice“, you get rid of 10 friends on Facebook and get a free Whopper!!! Who needs friends when you can have a yummy burger […]

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008
Star Trek 2009; I like sex and violence

Check out the “Starfleet Shipyard” hosted by Intel. It’s got the usual movie promo stuff, trailers and screen shots. It also has a 3D graphic of a new ship. The promo looks great, all action and sexiness, I love it. IMDB says Winona Ryder is in the cast. WTF? Stuff is going to disappear from […]

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008
Fallout 3 may indeed get you fired

But not me, I work for the gubament. Fallout 3 is fantastic, everything I expected and a little bit more. It’s very true to the spirit of Fallout one and two without the massive slowdowns or epic load times.  It’s still a pain in the ass constanstly hauling things back to town to sell, but […]