Here’s a perfect illustration of why the United States of America (and Tigers) are going to be just fine.

Bubba- “I like tigers”

Jim Bob- “I like chicks in bikinis”

Bubba- “Let’s make a business with chicks in bikinis and tigers”

Banker- “Great idea, here’s a bag of money”

Bubba and Jim Bob- “USA!, USA!, USA!”

"Insert pussy joke here"