Friday, February 8th, 2008
And you’ll never guess what it is. Ok, maybe you will because of the picture. And this is according to the Wall Street Journal.
SHARKS WITH LASER BEAMS ARE KILLING THE INTERNET!
I knew it had to be something more devious than a series of accidents, or a multinational conspiracy. But this begs the question, who strapped those lasers to the sharks?
1:03 pm on February 11th, 2008 1
Hmmm…definately not laser sharks, and if conspiracy/accident is out what could it be?
Are those cables lying on the Ocean floor? What about the possibility of geothermal activity? Maybe the Earth’s crust is cracking below our oceans as we speak?
Doom is near (again)!