With all of the fuss over Michael Mukasey’s Attorney General nomination and his stance on Waterboarding, maybe its time we all calm down and take a look at some of the more sever torture methods that need to be discussed. Like cookies. Yes, I am talking about torture with cookies. Hot ones. That burn. Two university students in Illinois combined baking and torture the other day. Do you eat torture cookies afterwards?

TheSouthern.com – Two SIUE Students Accused of Torturing Man with Cookies

“The suspects beat the man with a wooden paddle, burned his neck and shoulders with cookies immediately after taking them from the oven, shaved off some of his hair and poured urine over him from a soda bottle…”

The quote pretty much covers the article. At least they put the urine in a soda bottle first.