Wednesday, November 7th, 2007
With all of the fuss over Michael Mukasey’s Attorney General nomination and his stance on Waterboarding, maybe its time we all calm down and take a look at some of the more sever torture methods that need to be discussed. Like cookies. Yes, I am talking about torture with cookies. Hot ones. That burn. Two university students in Illinois combined baking and torture the other day. Do you eat torture cookies afterwards?
TheSouthern.com – Two SIUE Students Accused of Torturing Man with Cookies
“The suspects beat the man with a wooden paddle, burned his neck and shoulders with cookies immediately after taking them from the oven, shaved off some of his hair and poured urine over him from a soda bottle…”
The quote pretty much covers the article. At least they put the urine in a soda bottle first.
8:48 pm on November 7th, 2007 1
That’s what happens when there’s a culture of permissiveness. First it’s waterboarding and naked pyramids, and the next thing you know your kids are in the garage drilling holes in the mailman.
8:50 pm on November 7th, 2007 2
P.S. Is it bad that now now I’m going to pick up some Pilsbury cookie dough on the way home?