Wednesday, November 7th, 2007
Torture with Cookies

With all of the fuss over Michael Mukasey’s Attorney General nomination and his stance on Waterboarding, maybe its time we all calm down and take a look at some of the more sever torture methods that need to be discussed. Like cookies. Yes, I am talking about torture with cookies. Hot ones. That burn. Two university students in Illinois combined baking and torture the other day. Do you eat torture cookies afterwards? – Two SIUE Students Accused of Torturing Man with Cookies

“The suspects beat the man with a wooden paddle, burned his neck and shoulders with cookies immediately after taking them from the oven, shaved off some of his hair and poured urine over him from a soda bottle…”

The quote pretty much covers the article. At least they put the urine in a soda bottle first.

  1. Brother Greg
    8:48 pm on November 7th, 2007 1

    That’s what happens when there’s a culture of permissiveness. First it’s waterboarding and naked pyramids, and the next thing you know your kids are in the garage drilling holes in the mailman.

  2. Brother Greg
    8:50 pm on November 7th, 2007 2

    P.S. Is it bad that now now I’m going to pick up some Pilsbury cookie dough on the way home?

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