Tuesday, October 30th, 2007
Paris Hilton was in my local "Discount Porno Store" yesterday


And who says Toronto is boring. According to CityTV News yesterday Paris Hilton walked into the pay by the quarter dirty porn booth /video store and demanded they take down the life size Paris Hilton poster advertising her old-ass video.
Little does she know we really don’t care too much for US copyright law here in Canada. So too bad for you classy lady, the porno stays.

Update- She was wearing a Halloween mask as a disguise, the store is now in negotiations to sell the footage to celebrity news show. Go Access Hollywood!
Update Update- She was dressed as a skeleton.

  1. Ninja Man: With Ninja Powers!
    6:10 pm on October 30th, 2007 1

    This incident has actually made me appreciate the heiress a little, but only because I imagine she looked way cute in that skeleton outfit.

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