Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007
A fool and his money

$7,250 for copper audio cables! What a deal, I’m sold. I thought I was getting a good deal when the dude at local big box stores sold me the $150 ones, but these ones have supernatural powers.
Now it turns out some killjoy is offering a million bucks to anyone who can demonstrate the difference between the two in a double blind scientific survey.
$7,100 that’s the difference (proof $7250-$150=$7100). Now give me my million bucks. I’ll take it and build solid gold cables sprinkled with the ground up ears of bats and sell them for $50,000 a foot.

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