Tuesday, September 18th, 2007
Nebraska Senator Sues God
6 News (Omaha) Article

The Senator, Ernie Chambers, is actually making a point on the ease with which lawsuits can be filed in Nebraska. The content of the suit is funny, though.

Defendant directly and proximately has caused, inter alia (among other things), fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornados, pestilential plagues, ferocious famines, devastating droughts, genocidal wars, birth defects and the like.”

  1. The Hammer
    6:05 pm on September 18th, 2007 1

    Important to note he is only a State Senator… and in Nebraska that’s the equivalent of being a McDonald’s regional manager (although the McJob pays more).

    I think God should be represented by the late (but to be re-animated) Johnnie Cochran…

  2. Brother Greg
    6:59 pm on September 18th, 2007 2

    Zombie Johnnie Cochran would be a great rep. in a suit against god, and while he’s roaming the earth he could go for round 2 of “The Juice VS Whitey, Whitey’s Revenge”

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